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MegaCynics Doctor Who party drink list.
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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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I love this!
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.
I DID NAZI THAT COMING.
OH HEIL NO
JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE
THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD
GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.
JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE.
THIS WILL NOT BE GOING ANY FÜHRER
(Source: changetheworldlaugh, via thehobbitshavethephonebox)
#And then Britain said #give that man an olympic torch #Matt Smith #Britain’s biggest idiot #now with more fire
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all-the-songs-make-sense started following you
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n- norwegian troll
e- Edna Mode is my spirit animal.
r- rory the roman
d- DAMMIT POTTERMORE
t- tumblr will be the death of me
h- How. How are you so adorable sir?
u- ugh
s- Six seasons and a movie
i- I’ll be in my bunk
a- and I wish I could make out with weapons!Peter Vincent
s- Sookie St. James ladies and gentlemen
t- THANKS FOR THE IDEAS INTERNETS
i- I WANNA PLAY WITH IT
c- Can I be her when I grow up?
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