"It always amuses me that the biggest praise for my work comes for the imagination, while the truth is that there’s not a single line in all my work that does not have a basis in reality. The problem is that Caribbean reality resembles the wildest imagination.”
—Gabriel García Márquez from The Art of Fiction No. 69, The Paris Review
I have to reboot this today!
I don’t know what this is, but it’s the best thing ever xD
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.
Polite elephant crosses multiple farms on her voyage without damaging a single fence
-finally does laundry-
-never puts away laundry-
-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-
ahhh yes, sexism and objectification doesn’t exist